Too much fun not to...

If you remember from Christmas time when I sat down to watch The Dark Knight w/ my mother-in-law, it was pretty frustrating.

She comments non-stop.

I blogged all about it here.

Well, for your viewing pleasure, I bring you her annoying comments all over again!! This time, we're watching the MSU v. UNC Final Four match up.

If you watched the game, you'll know exactly where in the game I'm starting this...

The guy w/ the mask just broke his nose. (no he didn't)
Where's Michael?
Oh! He's bleeding! (no he wasn't)
Is that the trainer?
His eyes are watering, is he crying?
He's making my eyes water.
He got a foul for that?
SHOOT IT!
OH NO!
Come on State!
This is bad.

(she moved from the living room to the kitchen, everyone else was in the living room, but it doesn't stop Jane)
Do you have two wooden spatulas?
Do you have two wooden ones?
One is a spoon and one is a spatula. I like two spatulas.
Does your burner not work? (it does)
What temperature do you put this wok on?
Oh crap.
Rats.
Where's the ____? (I didn't hear what she asked for)
You can stir that.
Green peppers, onions, chestnuts...
Okay, start stirring.
We need to set the table in a few minutes.

(back to the TV/ living room area now)
Who's that?
Vera Wang? (It's a Hartford commercial of someone who MIGHT look like Vera Wang if you had no idea who Vera Wang was...)
Oh no, he's hurt!
Michael, what's wrong with him?
Oh, it hurts!
Are they laughing at him?
Where is it?
Oh, I missed it, I was watching the wrong foot.
I still missed it. (3rd replay)
Look how big his feet are.
Uh oh, what happened to him?
Did he break it?
Awwww... it hurts... oooh. (as if she can feel it)
Oh, no, miss it guy. (UNC free throw)
Come on!
(GASP!)
Foul?
Come on guy...
Come on, you can do it.
(gasp)
Ya! (made the shot)
Come on! Shoot it from right there.
Foul on State?
Oh.
Come on.
Ouch! How'd they fall?
Do you want some dessert?
He missed?
Come on kid.
Missed again!
Go!
3-point right from there!!
NO!
State, you don't deserve to win.
Was that 3-points just a second ago?
gasp! missed!
Do you think they'll catch up? (there's 1:40 left in the game)

Look at those Michgan State fans behind them. Do you think they're upset? (no, they're gleaming w/ excitment for getting this close and losing...)

Until tomorrow,
Kelsalynn