Nah, nah, nah-nah... hey, hey-hey ... GOOOOOOD-BYE!
>> Monday, July 6, 2009
Dear Shitty-bank,
Our relationship has been short...much shorter than you would have liked I'm sure. It's a bond we both thought would last a decade.
To you, the connection we had was strong and fruitful. The interest you earned from me probably made you smile immensely.
And I'm sure you loved my ability to pay on time or early every month. I was so good to you. I'm not surprised by your desire to continue this relationship for as long as possible.
Unfortunately for you, I had to bring an end to this friendship 8 years early. You see, it's really quite simple.
I hate you.
Don't take it personally. (Or do. Whatever. I don't really care.)
I hate all debt. I hate that I paid you first for so long when I should have been paying myself.
I hate that for so long I considered you, my student loan, "good" debt.
Times have changed. I have grown and you will never be a part of my life again.
I know this saddens you. You will have to find someone else to earn interest from- some other individual that doesn't mind paying you before herself. By getting you out of my life after only 2 years, instead of the 10-year repayment period you anticipated, I figure I've saved myself thousands of dollars.
I used to think about you once per month when I would send you my payment. After today, I will never think of you again.
You will not be missed.
Kelsalynn
______________________________
7 DOWN, ONLY 1 TO GO!
ACS-Education Services- watch out! I'm coming for you next!
Our relationship has been short...much shorter than you would have liked I'm sure. It's a bond we both thought would last a decade.
To you, the connection we had was strong and fruitful. The interest you earned from me probably made you smile immensely.
And I'm sure you loved my ability to pay on time or early every month. I was so good to you. I'm not surprised by your desire to continue this relationship for as long as possible.
Unfortunately for you, I had to bring an end to this friendship 8 years early. You see, it's really quite simple.
I hate you.
Don't take it personally. (Or do. Whatever. I don't really care.)
I hate all debt. I hate that I paid you first for so long when I should have been paying myself.
I hate that for so long I considered you, my student loan, "good" debt.
Times have changed. I have grown and you will never be a part of my life again.
I know this saddens you. You will have to find someone else to earn interest from- some other individual that doesn't mind paying you before herself. By getting you out of my life after only 2 years, instead of the 10-year repayment period you anticipated, I figure I've saved myself thousands of dollars.
I used to think about you once per month when I would send you my payment. After today, I will never think of you again.
You will not be missed.
Kelsalynn
______________________________
7 DOWN, ONLY 1 TO GO!
ACS-Education Services- watch out! I'm coming for you next!
4 comments:
I still do think that student loans are "good deabts" because what you got out of your investment was an education and probably a higher paying job; plus, most student loans come with extremely low interest rates, so it's not like credit card debt, which is nothing but bad.
Still though, congrats on paying it off 8 years early! That's phenomenal!
wahoo! :)
Hasta La Viasta, baby.
CONGRATS! To you, not Shittybank. Shittybank can suck it.
funniest. blog. entry. ever.
loved it.
way to go chica!
Post a Comment