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Embracing my big booty!

>> Monday, August 2, 2010

Oddly enough, my nickname in college was "Big Booty." Seriously... I think at the time it came about more because I was able to joke about the size of my butt and not necessarily because it was huge, but that's besides the point. Maybe I will change my signature below to say "Big Booty" instead of "Kelsalynn."

Another blogger posted a bunch of old Nike ads and this one really hit home with me-



"My butt is big
And round like the letter C
And ten thousand lunges
Have made it rounder
But not smaller
And that's just fine.
It's a space heater
For my side of the bed
It's my ambassador
To those who walk behind me
It's a border collie
That herds skinny women
Away from the best deals
At clothing sales.
My butt is big
And that's just fine
And those who might scorn it
Are invited to kiss it.
Just do it."

I just love this ad! Nike got it right! 

I have a gangsta booty but I am going to embrace it. I told Michael that for my birthday I wanted some short shorts to workout in and he delivered! I posted tonight on Twitter that I was wearing them to the gym and my girlfriend requested pictures. So, here it is---


Me stretching my calves in my short shorts.

And yes, that's definitely cellulite you see but screw it... if I didn't workout and if I didn't eat healthy, the ass you see above would be a helluva lot bigger. It's far from perfect but I refuse to think "destructive" thoughts about it... it's MY ass and I'm going to embrace it.

Is there a part of your body that you need to embrace?

Tonight's workout was a bi-otch:
3 rounds
35 double unders
15 2-fer-1 wallballs

"2-fer-1 wallball" means you squat, on your way up, throw the ball up... normally you catch it and go into a squat but with the 2-fers, you do ANOTHER squat before you catch the ball.

I swear, this is the worst workout for uncoordinated folk like myself. Double unders? I've gotten much better from the time when I couldn't even do one, but I still suck at them. And those stupid 2-fers? I could not do 2 consecutively, couldn't do it. I'd do one, catch the ball, stop, do another one.

The worst part about tonight's workout (besides illustrating my lack of coordination to everyone at the gym), the fricken exercise balls at the gym are soooo hard. They're rock solid. My palms are so bruised from catching the ball, I came home and iced them.

My time = 15:20 of pure hell : )

4 comments:

Megan Hoover-Swicegood August 3, 2010 9:39 AM  

I totally posted one of these Nike ads a few days ago too! I love em'!

Um, until you pointed it out I didn't even notice celulite because I was too damn busy admiring your fricking calve muscles and hamstrings. Hello!

Girl, I'm so damn jealous of you rocking your short shorts. You look awesome - I'd take your figure over "skinny" girl any day.

Also, happy happy birthday! happy birthday!

Jess August 3, 2010 10:13 AM  

Bet your hubby likes your butt ;)

Jen August 3, 2010 10:18 AM  

You're so awesome :-D Congrats on the short shorts!! I had a guy leave a message on my post that I had written about wearing my short shorts, and he was all like, "um, thats not an accomplishment" I BEG to differ!! Yes, its wayyyy cooler to do pullups, etc...but mentally, for me to walk out of that bathroom with those shorts, and be able to be over the way I use to view my body...to me that WAS an accomplishment! So YAY for positive body image!! You rock :)

Sara August 3, 2010 6:45 PM  

NICE ASS KELSALYNN!!! If you don't embrace it, I'll embrace it for you :) How's that for encouragement? Happiest Birthday to you! Miss you SOOOOO much!

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